Monday, September 30, 2013

Because I am a stupid man (#PoetryMonday*)

Because I am a stupid man
And when I write I use my hand,
The meanings of the words seem bland
To those intent on finding more than

What is gleaned from just a scan.

Their loss. Your gain. Please feel free
To read it all again.

Or rise and go do the things you must
Before you – and I – become mere dust.

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It's been awhile since we've had a PoMo post! What triggered this one, you ask? Good question, dear reader. 

I'm working through a free online course (aka MOOC) on Modern Poetry (aka ModPo); just getting into week four. While I dearly love poetry and believe all could benefit from reading the genre, after listening to the endless discussions of relatively short poems by the ModPo teaching crew, digging into all those alleged layers of meaning seems a tad tedious. While each person on the panel is very bright and articulate, and there are those periodic nuggets that surface, I often wonder if a lot of it is just going too far. 

Yes, there can be value in reading deeply. But there is also value and enjoyment to be gained from reading at the surface, or just a bit deeper. It is possible to read the life out of a poem while wasting your own. 

And so, the little big of doggerel above popped out of my head while watching one of the discussion videos.

The bottom-line is this: Read poetry. Take it shallow or dive deep as you wish. But most importantly, enjoy it. Don't pooh-pooh those who read shallow if you read deep, and don't be intimidated if you merely read once and move on by those who tend to dissect each word. Just read it and enjoy it as you choose.

This poem is included in this collection:

Thursday, September 19, 2013

Wheel of Fortune contestant tangles tongue and loses … *nothing*


A few nights ago (9/17/13), Paul Atkinson, a firefighter from Oregon, experienced an epic fail gone viral while a contestant on "Wheel of Fortune."

He badly fumbled the pronunciation of the puzzle, “Corner curio cabinet.” What came out of his mouth was barely intelligible, even to him after the fact.

Anything he had gained during the round was lost when the next contestant did a better job announcing the puzzle's solution.

What did Paul lose? He lost an opportunity to potentially win one million dollars. He had landed on the coveted space during his spin.

Now, here is the heart of my rant.

All day, as I scanned the various news channels, and then later in the evening on the local news, this is what was being reported when this story came up: "Player loses a million dollars."

No, he did not lose a million dollars. He merely lost the opportunity to potentially win a million dollars. He still had several hoops to navigate to actually win a million dollars.

In fact, it's not at all unusual for players to land on the million dollar slot and then just a couple of spins later, go bankrupt or simply not win the round, and so have to yield the million dollar chance.

Sadly, Paul's flub was his mispronunciation rather than a bad spin and that’s what’s drawn the unusual attention. It’s only barely newsworthy, if at all.

But he still did *not* lose a million dollars, because he could not lose what he had not yet won.

Why does this bother me so?


If those in the news media cannot accurately report such a simple, straightforward, easily verifiable story as this, how can we trust them to get the bigger, truly important stories right?

There is no excuse for not getting this one right. If those reporters assigned the story weren’t familiar with how “Wheel of Fortune” works, they only needed to turn to their colleague in the neighboring cubicle, nab a random stranger on the street, or simply phone a friend. This was a story for which there exists a sea of sources.

To say, “Oh, it’s no big deal because it was just a puff piece,” is nothing short of excusing sloppiness and laziness. Every botched story, whether fluff or substance, erodes credibility.

So, to you, Mr. and Ms. Reporter, if you can’t be trusted to get the little things right, then why should you be trusted to handle the bigger stories; the really complex, important stories?

Why should I watch your news channel or news program?

Why should I buy your newspaper or news magazine?

Why should I turn to you for any information, particularly information that could have a serious impact on my life?

I shouldn’t, nor should others. We will look around and find those who are doing a better job.

Paul Atkinson did *not* lose a million dollars. But every news outlet that reported he did lost something far more valuable -- a big chunk of credibility. The more epic fail is theirs.

***END OF RANT.***

Do you think this is a big deal or not? Have you spotted errors in reporting, whether in broadcast or print media? Share your opinion and examples in the comments!