Thursday, August 25, 2011

Yes, this is totally random...

"There Will Be Typos!"

A movie that will never be made presenting the story of a writer-turned-content creator on a ruthless quest for monetized click-throughs during the Internet's boom of the late 20th and early 21st centuries.

Abandoning all literary standards, he cobbles together keyword-rich gobbledygook attempting to increase his landing pages' search rankings.

All of his content includes endless variations of typical typos people input into search boxes.

His goal is to one day create the perfect page that will appear at the top of all search results no matter what the query.

Sadly, each time he is on the cusp of succeeding, every search engine changes their algorithms making all of his work useless.

After years of these near misses, he loses his mind, develops crippling carpal tunnel syndrome, and is last seen stumbling through a dirty bowling alley, his claw-like hand permanently clutching a wireless mouse, mumbling, "SEO is the devil and I am the devil's spawn!"

And then the credits roll.

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